I don't know who this J.J. Nissen guy is, but if he's anything like J.R. Tolkien, he'll make a pretty good PB&J sandwich.

In other news: I ordered a wii mod chip about a week ago and the guy sends me this email AFTER he receives the money for it:

We received your order.
the address you provided for the address on the creditcard doesnt match teh creditcard holders address.
Can you explain

Terry
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So i email him all the info he could ever need, in a super long email, and a week passes, no word from this Terry guy.. So i get a little nervous and i hop onto the site again and call the number listed, turns out it's Terry's cell phone, and his message makes him sound really dirt baggy, but whatever. SO! Two more days pass, no word from him, so i go back and google other possible emails from that site, nothing really comes up but "Installer@site.com", Terry was "Sales@site.com" but i try it anyway, and i actually did get a response. He was pretty cool about it all, it certainly seemed like he was used to hearing stuff like this though. His emails went from like "You have to call Terry at this number.." to "You should try around 8pm his time" to "I just talked to him, what's your number, i'll have him call you" to todays "I am shipping your product tomorrow myself".

People are awesome. I love people. I love people butter and Jelly. Eww.

Matt likes pulp in his orange juice. //not true, no pulp plz.
Matt likes music rather a lot. //true!
Matt likes swords. //only when i'm hitting people i don't like!
Matt likes PIE. //SO TRUE
Matt likes 'em young and desperate. //HAHAH ..
Matt likes to wrestle with dogs. //YES PLZ I LOVE BIG DOGS
Matt likes to hit the drums. //H82DRUM
Matt likes to rock climb. //NO HEIGHTS OHH GOD
Matt likes to play soccer. //I don't think i've ever played soccer hahaha
Matt likes to eat yummy vegan food! //OHH MAN, SO TRUE
Matt likes to find ways to challenge the social and ecological devastation that capitalism tends to offer us //AGREED

So a few weeks ago after going to Canobie Lake Terror, I thought it would be a good idea to try out six flags! I had never really been on a roller coaster, but at Canobie i was all "AHH THESE AREN'T SO BIG, I DON'T NEED A SEATBELT". And it was fine, not a big deal. But Six Flags was a little different, god..

Well wait wait, before that, on the ride there i wanted coffee since it was really early and i like coffee. So Melis and I go to DUNKS and i get my usual iced coffee extra dark no sugar. But about 30 minutes into the drive, my bladder feels like an overly stuffed water balloon, and that wansn't even so bad, i could deal with that. The closer we got, the more it hurt, it actually receded for a little bit, but then it came back at least twice as bad. So we finally get there and there's nowhere to park, and at this point i'm like doubled over in pain, but we have to drive around for another 20 minutes before we can find a place to park. We finally find a place and when we get out of the car, i can barely walk, and Melis, being her usual self was like "Come on! Let's run! I want to walk like lightning!" Maybe not that weird, but pretty close! There was another good 10 minutes of walking to get to the gates, and a really huge set of stairs, but we finally get there and run to the bathrooms off to the side. Now i'm totally serious, I was peeing for at least 5 whole minutes. Three people came and left in the stall next to me before i was done. So let this be a warning! DUNKS ICED COFFEE MAKES YOU PEE.

But anyway, the park was a lot of fun, unfortunately it was pretty hot, and i get motion sick really easy! But it was still fun, god, i can't believe there's roller coasters that flip you around three times, then do it again backwards. That Superman ride too, was probably the tallest thing ever, I'm lucky we didn't just float off into space when we hit the top. But i still had a really good time, i really want to go back now, i wish there was more time so we could have done more things (i also with i didn't get sick after every ride hahah). I also had trouble sleeping last night because i kept getting that feeling like i was falling, and would wake up twitching. I think that's childhood trama though, i'll blame that one on my mom.

I don't think i feel like working today, there's nothing to really do here. Some guy just called me about not being able to get on the VPN, but i don't think i have rights to give him permission to it. I might just try anyway, see what happens, if i get in trouble so whattt. I guess Melis is sleeping/didn't go to work today.. lucky. My wii chip never came, i'm kind of upset about that! It was a lot of money and i'm not sure that they ever shipped it, but i think it's from outside the US, so i guess it might take a while, but i thought i would be able to track it online. For now i guess i'll just drink lots of free coffee and play old PS1 games on my work computer hahahah-

'Nuff said.

I was feeling so good today! Now i'm like crashing for no reason- but i mean, i got a new cofee cup today, so i can finally set up my maker.


Ok, i'm back, i have more time to write while food is in the oven. God sometimes i actually miss SUDSUCKSOH from school, at least all we had to do was show up. So yeah, the coffee cup is cool (Unlike what Melis says) it's one of those soup cups i think.

Quick recap #1 of my life:
So i got a Summer internship at this company, so i found a place in Brighton nearby really fast. I'm living with these two guys from Ireland (Andy and Aegon), they're pretty cool, but i'm pretty sure Andy doesn't brush his teeth? Maybe he does, but he smokes a lot, his teeth are all yellow and stuff. So one night, i'm taking a shower and brushing my own teeth and i forgot a towel, which really sucked because i was soaked.. But anyway, i come out of the bathroom and i have toothpaste foam all over my mouth and shirt and Andy walks out of his room at the exact wrong second and gave me this really confused look. So yeah, sucky night, but he's a really nice guy, i just hope he doesn't think i was mocking him ahhaha.

So yeah, coffee cup is cool btw. I wonder why Melis is so mean on livejournal, i think she's just jealous because i got this awesome cup, and she drinks coffee with like her hands or something. Poor girl. Maybe i'll get her a cup for her birthday.. that'd be nice..

Someone gave me an Idaho quarter today, and it has some kinda big bird on the back. How does that even make sense?? I think it should totally be a potato, you know, because. Ohh yeah, so i'm making chicken and potatoes for dinner. Ok, going to watch more weeds. Sorry your life is so rough Melissa =( in the mean-time, maybe we can get you some gloves, or aloe for your hands. They can't be healthy.

Hello ladies and gentlemen. My name is Matthew, I enjoy the smell of old books, writing with a newly sharpened pencil, and the sound celery makes when you crunch into it. If i pay you, will you be my friend?

-Matthew J.

For some reason i don't think i can start writing until i have friends, but i mean, i have Melis! So that's pretty good, i'll just write to her. So what do you think? FIRST post ever, or BEST post ever!?

I'm watching Alton Brown make something with mushrooms, he's really cool, cooler than me at least. MUSHROOMS ARE DIRTY?? I keep going to type Muschrooms, maybe it's my heavy German accent.

So i was at the diner with Melis and i totally heard the hispanic waiters call her bastante, THE NERVE!

Later Muschrooms!